Uh oh. The evil United Nations. is trying to get all up in our business again:
I suspect this will lead to the formation of a new group of "asteroid denialists". No doubt led by Michele Bachmann. Here's how it will go:
1. Asteroids don't exist.
2. If they do exist, they can't hit Earth.
3. If one does hit Earth, it will actually be beneficial.
4. If they are a threat to Earth, it says in the Bible that God will protect the righteous people.
5. If an asteroid does destroy earth, that will be a good thing because it will bring on the Rapture.
Unconfirmed rumor: George Soros is involved.