You left coast wankers have given no evidence of understanding anything about anything, so... while ya'lls gin up a cracklin' good snort, me and my buds will be...
Distorting your underpants
Winning the international pairs' championship
Hosing the lesser seal teams
Winning elections.
(can you folks read enough to see that period?)
And do any of you have the smarts to ask why anyone might want to write this diary?
Rhetoricalisticism and all?