Tort Master is a political cartortionist, calumnist and occasional rock crusher lobbyist. Winner of neither the RFK Journalism Award (twice) and a Pulitzer Prize, Tort Master did place second in a two man bobsled race. Tort Master likes to write about himself in the third person. Tort Master's work can be seen unsyndicated worldwide on Daily Kos, for which Tort Master receives zero fucking dollars and zero fucking cents.