Yesterday the president and Democrats moved their war on Christmas to outrageous new heights. Their attack was sly like a FOX. They conspired to make it look like Christmas happens every year on TV in this country, with the president flipping the lights on the gigantic NATIONAL Xmas tree, followed by a big show of Christmas carols performed by the likes of Mariah Carey and Aretha Franklin and many others. And it was all televised just to make sure everyone was fooled!
It's a travesty the way they all pretend they aren't soldiers in the war to bury what real Christians hold dear. It's beyond nefarious the way the White House is decorated to the nines at Christmas, almost drowning in Christmas---big old gingerbread houses and God knows how many themed Christmas trees---just to make us think there isn't a war on Christmas. The sheer duplicity of it is mind boggling.
Thank God we've got all our corporations to keep Christmas alive! Without them there would be no mall traffic jams, no over extended credit cards, no Christmas sweaters, no ENDLESS Christmas specials on TV, nothing to deck the halls with, and above all, no mouth watering 4th quarter profits.
This is the assault on our freedom that hangs in the balance people. We must find a way to tear off the mask of lies that is this White House's clever attempt to make it look like they aren't hell bent on firing santa, burning Christmas trees to the ground, and sending the elves to socialist camps.
While we fight the good fight to get Obamacare repealed, they fight to repeal Christmas! And in the sneakiest of ways. If you agree, please send money to your favorite republican representative today! With your dollars we can defeat them, and bring back the true meaning of Christmas. Profit. Nothing more American than that, right?!