Photo: Jody Link/GoPensacola.com
Rednecks Watching a Redneck Christmas Parade
Hey, it may be for a good cause, but c'mon.
The Chumuckla Redneck Christmas Parade is organized by the Chumuckla Athletic Association. Proceeds are used to buy Christmas gifts for needy children.
(No mention of which Chumuckla kids get gifts, but census figures put the white population at 95%, so there's that.)
According to the Pensacola News Journal, you know you're a redneck when...
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you know you’re at the Redneck Christmas Parade when pit bulls on the side of the parade route are tearing the literal stuffing out of fluffy toy bunnies and teddy bears being thrown from outhouses on floats.
You know you’re at the Redneck Christmas Parade when you see more Confederate battle flags than U.S. flags, and children catching candy and beads in orange Home Depot buckets. Or when you see an inebriated shirtless dude with a “Duck Dynasty” T-shirt wearing an empty Miller Natural Light cardboard case on his head. Or when one float’s booty is Ramen noodles being thrown into an indiscriminate crowd.
..."an indiscriminate crowd?" Really?
There is no mention in the article where the four black residents of the town were hiding.
In Chumuckla, the "End School Zone" sign in the above photo may not mean the same thing as in other communities.