Remember Rep. Michele Bachmann's fight to save the incandescent light bulb? She wanted freedom of choice. For women. Who want to buy light bulbs. Anyway, federal efficiency standards went into effect with the New Year and no Tea Party Republicans protested.
Sen. Ted "Calgary" Cruz (R-TX) has a solution to his born-in-Canada problem: reject his Canadian-ness. That'll go well, I'm sure.
Gun nuts want to protect the rights of the mentally ill to own guns.
Utah bigots call for an uprising to stop Teh Gayz. These bigots just happen to be sheriffs.
RWNJ goes on hunger strike to convince the people of Utah to oppose gay marriage.
Mitt Romney confident that if he could get a 2012 do-over, he wouldn't suck nearly so bad.
Toronto's racist, sexist, foul-mouthed, crack-smoking, drunkard Mayor Rob Ford filed for reelection.
History textbooks for evangelical christianist home schoolers are seriously into nutjob revisionism.
Wisconsin State Sen. Glenn Grothman (R) wants to eliminate weekends.
Right wing polling fail: Vote suppression group Judicial Watch poll finds only 36% of Americans think vote fraud an issue. This is the kind of poll you keep private. Unless you're crazy.
Fox News suggests that newly disabled Americans are faking it.
Fox News frightened that American men are getting feminized. Whatever the ** that means.
Right wingers desperately trying to refute the NY Times epic debunking of all the Benghazi lies the right wingers have been pushing. Watch the sad, crazy clowns.
Fox News: no way to reduce income inequality. No, really.
Pat Buchanan continues his man crush on Vladimir Putin. It's getting icky.
Fox News: Obamacare won't insure your babies.
Republican strategists frightened that teabaggers will block debt ceiling vote. Why would they think that?
Jim Cramer: pity the billionaire.
Sen. Rand Paul (R-TX) has a crazy-smart way to deal with the brown-skinned people becoming the majority in the USA and voting Democrat because GOP is so racist: grant illegal immigrants citizenship but don't let them vote.
Wisconsin Lt. Governor to group of wealthy businessmen: we want to know how to love you more.