Friday List
by Barry Friedman
Either/Or
1. Picard/Kirk (Picard)
2. Turks and Caicos/Telluride, Colorado (Turks)
3. Woodward/Bernstein (Bernstein)
4. Lewis Black/Louis CK (Black)
5. Midler/Streisand (Midler)
6.“Night Moves”/“Born to Run” (Night Moves)
7. Double Cheese/Pepperoni (Double Cheese)
8. Norman Mailer/Gore Vidal (Mailer)
9. Diana Rigg (in prime)/Angelina Jolie (Jolie)
10. Donald Trump/Steve Wynn (Wynn)*
11. Modern Family/Family Guy (Modern Family)
12. Amanda Seyfried/Kara Hayward (Seyfried)
13. Washington/Jefferson (Washington)
*No, you can’t instead hit your head with a Ball Peen hammer.