Apologies to the Mulberry Bush… and the weasel.
All Around the Traffic Lanes,
Chris Christie Blocked the Residents.
Chris Christie Thought It Was All in Fun.
Pop! Goes the President.
Billions Gone for the Tunnel,
Half a Billion Less for Students.
That’s the Way the Money Goes
Pop! Goes the President.
Chris Christie’s Got the Whopper Cough
And Bridget’s Got the Intelligence
Once there is Immunity,
Pop! goes the President