Chris Christie: David Wildstein was “publicly accused by his high school social studies teacher of deceptive behavior”
Dear Vance: Do you remember when you jumped up in the middle of class while listening to a transistor radio and screamed "It's the King! Elvis!" You don't? Well, I do. Watch it, buddy.
Yours in memory,
Mr. Bethesda 1971
Dear Steve: You were in my 8th Period American History class in 1985. Remember that time you handed in a paper that was copied from the Cliff's Notes of All Quiet on the Western Front? Not very smart, was it?
Sincerely watching,
Mr. Bethesda 1971
Dear Emily: Your incredibly loud gum cracking in 4th Period Global History in 1978 drove me up the wall. I still dream about that awful sound. Be careful out there.
Best attempted success,
Mr. Bethesda 1971
Dear Marvin: One time in World Geography you asked for the bathroom pass and returned 40 minutes later reeking of a substance that while legal in a couple of states now, was not then. That may not have been too smart.
Yours in nostalgia.
Mr. Bethesda 1971
Dear Diana: You probably think no one ever knew that you were the one who wrote "Bethesda is a douche" on the classroom wall. Guess what?
Best in your career.
Mr. Bethesda 1971,