The new CNN clown car participant poll has got some rather interesting, or should I say hilarious results! May I have the envelope please;
1) Let's give it up for that Libertarian giant who's favorite meal is dog eat dog; RAND PAUL with a runaway 16%!
2) That master cook who wants every kid to have a great brown bag lunch at school, back by popular demand and breaking up that great 2012 clown act that took the nation by storm; that economic genius from Wisconsin, PAUL RYAN with a huge 15%!
3) And who could forget that Yippee ki yay genius with the photographic memory from Texas; RICK PERRY with a cabinet shrinking 11%! But wait! Not only is Texas known for cattle and oil, looks like they're making a run for clown capital of the U.S. Voted, most likely to piss off his fellow Senators, Texas Senator Ted Cruz is making us laugh with Tea bagger clownish 8%!
Some of the other clowns fighting for a seat in the Clown car are: Jeb, we need another Bush in the white house, Bush at 9%, and Chris, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Christie at 8%, and were all praying for Santorum and Huckabee to get a seat in the car.
Grab an extra bag of popcorn and get ready, because the 2016 Kochling brothers circus is coming to town!