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My nephew was bitching about the painting app on his iPad. Motherfucker in my day we used crayons. Does your iPad melt in the sun?

“I love this beat. Okay that part just ruined the entire thing.” - Me listening to any dubstep song.

Lemme blow your mind a bit. If you see a cop car behind you, do you instinctively get scared? Yea, we fear those who protect us. Waaaaat...

Sick of seeing people with their expensive Starbucks coffees. OH LOOK AT ME I CAN AFFORD THINGS.

I don’t understand birds. They can defy fucking gravity and fly around like wizards, but they can’t chirp a single Zeppelin melody.

FOR SALE: Childhood dreams in original packaging. Originally planned for use at 18 yrs old but never got around to it. Will trade for Xbox.

I am excited about Taco Bell's new breakfast menu because life is bleak and has no meaning.

The world will never decide to be better, the world is human.



I wonder if anyone has actually jerked it all the way off.

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