FLASH!!!
MUST CREDIT DEAD BREITBART!!
In the latest twist in the "You're not the boss of me!" tantrum saga, neuron-challenged Atty General Abbot-and-Costello gets all Branch Davidian:
After Breitbart Texas reported on the U.S. Bureau of Land Management’s (BLM) intent to seize 90,000 acres belonging to Texas landholders along the Texas/Oklahoma line, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott questioned the BLM’s authority to take such action.
Wow! Saddle up, Hannity-for-brains!
“I am about ready,” General Abbott told Breitbart Texas, “to go to the Red River and raise a ‘Come and Take It’ flag to tell the feds to stay out of Texas.”
Woo HOO! Wolverines! Are you going to head for the border with some armed yahoos to protect the desert sands? You gonna push your wife out in front of you to take the bullets, you worthless sperm lottery-winner?
What are you going to do to bring down these eevil Bureau of Land Management forces??
Gen. Abbott sent a strongly-worded letter to BLM Director Neil Kornze, asking for answers to a series of questions related to the potential land grab.
HORRORS!!
(Groucho has the patent on that one, BTW)