It's a wicked hard life being a conservative.
The world is just full of women, people of color, gays, lesbians and religions.
For a conservative that is just a minefield to be subjected to every day, every statement is picked apart.
I'm telling you conservatives have become slaves to language. Oops, whoopsie my bad. Indentured servants? No? Look come on all slave owners weren't, that bad, oh, I mean only slightly enslaved, oh shit....
Look what I am trying to say is if you avoid dangerous areas then nothing would happen to you, oh damn, damn, damn. Look if you didn't endanger...oh goddammit. Look just don't wear bright clothes and nobody would notice, what, what, you cant be serious, what is wrong with that!
Look just because you don't belong to the right religion doesn't mean that I don't respect your religion. What is it now? Seriously? Pull the other one its got bells on, how could that be offensive?
If you think I am going to mention gays, lesbians and pedophiles,...WHAT!...Jesus H Christ, come on, you are kidding aren't you? I don't see it myself...
It's just too damn hard