If the whole cloven hoof ranch , cow-patty , oaf seeker , mountain out of a molehill men ,
spider hole digging , I want my grass for free , bullshit had been pre sold to Hollywood to film/televise as a reality TV show , they could have made millions and millions of dollars . They could have paid off all their debts in full . The numb nuts from Duck Dynasty could have made special guest appearances . The guy from "Shooting USA" could have swung by . Ronald Lee Ermey could have barked them into line . Rolling Thunder could have done a support rally . Orange County Chopper could have done a well feed on welfare fat ass cow bike . Ted NoGent could have sung them to sleep at night . Maybe a monster truck or two . WBC could have come and had a good old god hates something or other protest . I'm telling you it could have been golden . But no , they are so far behind the times , all we get is worthless boring stupid youtubes of blowhards endlessly whining about bullshit no one cares about .