(Amongst many other things): "For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros."
The only thing I'm missing to be here is the hide. I've been a journalist/public writer for many years, so I'd developed quite a thick skin, but the Moderator who sent me the misspelled and vicious note? She made me realize that I don't need this shit. (She also didn't have the guts to put her name on the note.)
I'll lurk. I like most of you. I loathe far fewer of you. The few? They're the bullies who got their starts stealing the foursquare balls and tripping kids in hallways.
IOW, they're pathetic.
And yes, Seren-dip-pity-is a bitch. I know exactly who (rather, "what") you are, and we're all screaming with laughter at that utterly perfect NN you named yourself.