Godzilla needs to stop destroying our roads and buildings. We destroyed a lot of ground and trees to make those.
Not giving us wings is nature’s way of making sure our species survives instead of drunk flying into trees.
I wanna try the coke of the dude who was like IM GONNA CARVE THE FACES OF PRESIDENTS INTO A MOUNTAIN.
Why did I hire ninjas to kill you? The year was 1989. Pizza Hut. You beat my high score at Donkey Kong. My girlfriend left me. Ring any bells?
At what point do we take a cattle prod to the elephant in the room?
What if you give a fuck, but don’t give a shit? Are shits categorized differently than fucks? What’s the protocol here?
Calm down, guys who wear khaki shorts that are way above your knees. Calm down.
A bottle washes onto shore and you open it to find a written note.
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Don't open
this bottle
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Well played note.
All I really want is someone to love and the ability to make drone strikes from my remote control helicopter.