"I'm not qualified to debate the science over climate change." - John Boehner, Speaker of the House of Representatives.
He really said that. I am not kidding. You can look it up.
To keep from looking like a complete fool any normal person might have gone on to say "That's why I'm refunding all my campaign donations from the oil companies because if I don't understand the true nature of the catastrophic climate change currently threatening the future of the human race, and I honestly have no intention of educating myself on the problem, then perhaps it's better if I just sit quietly in the corner and wait for the next vote to name a post office."
But we understand. John's a Republican, and it's hard to sound sensible when you're busy lining your pockets.