Trouble with the law? Don't buy the hype about rape in prison. You're far more likely to get shanked and die of blood poisoning.
It's not about winning or losing, it's about stealing shit from the clubhouse while everyone else is playing the game.
Any store can be a party store if you don't mind getting arrested.
Affirmation: "I will turn regret into a positive force for acquiring even more regret."
Affirmation: "Frogs may bark and dogs may ribbit but dude it's never too early to wake and bake."
God didn’t stop the holocaust, but I’m certain he’ll grant your wish to stop it from raining on your picnic.
George Will claims being raped is a “coveted status” in college, just like being an asshole is a “coveted status” in the Republican Party.
“Life”: Potentially interesting dramedy marred by poor direction and unlikeable characters. Depressing and gratuitously violent. ★☆☆☆☆