Just wait until they see Rick Perry's new glasses ...
Things have gotten so bad in Texas that apparently some Republicans in the state
now want Rick Perry to secede:
Texas Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson (R) told the Austin American Stateman that Gov. Rick Perry's (R) decision, based on back pain, to stop wearing cowboy boots was just a "feeble excuse."
Said Patterson: "Tell Rick that boots can be purchased with normal heels. I lament the fact that our governor could now pass for a West Coast metrosexual and has embarrassed us all with his sartorial change of direction."
Sorry, Jerry. Rick Perry is no west coaster. Not now, not ever. He's all yours, baby.