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I had to put the Israel-Palestine area in stasis today.

From the outside, it looks like the area is buried in a green glass-like material, and if you are close to the edge you can see things moving with incredible slowness inside. That kid who is about to kick that ball? His foot will connect in about five years. Their time is slowed 10,000/1, and a few centuries of that should help them get their crap together and give the world a breather from their bullshit. The stasis slows everything down a lot, except for their minds. They’ll have plenty of time to think about how they (Yes, ALL of them) have been a thorn in the world’s side. When I dissolve the stasis and allow normal time to resume in that zone, perhaps they will be a bit better behaved, at least those whose minds are still intact. To have to act as the Supreme Nanny is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it, and we Romans have experience with out-of-control people in that area. Have a nice day, and don't make me come into your room, or county, or state, or....


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