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Even though Obama decided we should bomb Iraq and drop some humanitarian supplies to help the Yazidis, it hasn't been enough bombing for John McCain. As usual, he wants more military might 'cause that will, you know, fix everything over in the Middle East.

John McCain wants us to bomb Iraq, and Syria, and maybe Iran and North Korea while we're at it. It seems there is no problem so complex that it can't be solved by dropping a large number of 500-pound bombs from the air—maybe even some bunker busters and depleted uranium, just to make sure things get all peaceful and stuff!

Sure, McCain has a moving backstory as a POW in Vietnam, but does he really need to be given a continual platform as a foreign policy and military guru? You'd think a guy who was so wrong about a thing or two would be a little more cautious, but apparently not. Enjoy the cartoon, and be sure to check out the stories behind the cartoon here.

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Originally posted to Comics on Fri Aug 15, 2014 at 06:50 AM PDT.

Also republished by Daily Kos.

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