Fact: You're stuck with responsibility, while spider monkeys wander freely. Who is the real hero?
Our phone became our watch--now our watch will become our phone.
The circle of life.
Wait a second! Who thought all the king's horses could do anything to help?
Why do you build me up, Buttercup Baby, just to let me down? Is it because I gave you that condescending nickname?
Don’t fuck with insomniacs. Know who else never sleeps? Sharks. Don’t know much about velociraptors, but I bet they didn’t sleep either.
Whoever named pterodactyls is pterrible at naming things lol. No but seriously crumples 3rd grade spelling test fuck that guy so much.
So our perception of what is real is based in the ideas of previous generations that some how decided what should be real?
All I want is for someone to just give me a juice box and let me color.