It probably only cost the Koch boys a couple of billion dollars to buy the whole of the Republican Party. I'm not for a minute sugggesting that they have anything close to a functioning conscience between them but I believe Chuck and Dave have to be secretly disappointed that the little legislative bastards could be bought so cheap. After all, if you keep a woman around who only wants you for your money she'll eventually be caught shtupping the pool boy.
Compare the buying of Congress to what Dubya and his cronies spent to buy Iraq, or lease it. Two trillion dollars were spent on paint and remodeling when all the Neocons really wanted was just the corner lot where all the oil is kept. Now the neighbors are crying about shoddy workmanship and have begun throwing their leaves and IED's into Uncle Sam's yard. It's a mess.
Dick & Dubya really should have sunk their dough somewhere with good schools, like Sweden.