Sarah Palin says she might run for office again. No, that's not really "news," but the rationale she gives for saying so is
the most new-conservative thing you've ever heard.
[Fox Business host Stuart Varney] asked if the "disgraceful" "hatred level" directed at Palin over the years had "driven her out of politics for good."
"No, bless their hearts. Those haters out there, they don't understand that it invigorates me, it wants me to get out there and defend the innocent. It makes me want to work so hard for justice in this country. So hey, the more they're pouring on, the more I'm gonna bug the crap out them by being out there, with a voice, with a message, hopefully running for office again in the future too."
And now here's Sarah Palin, ladies and gentlemen. She wants to be your next governor, or senator, or president or whatever. Sarah, why don't you tell us where you stand on the issues of the day. What guides your policy choices?
"I like to bug the crap outta liberals, doncha know."
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For the record, no. I don't think conservative prop comic Sarah Palin will be running for office again in the near or far future. That requires work, and you can get considerably more money with considerably fewer strings attached by bugging the crap out of the conservative archnemesis, the sneaky Liberal, via private speaking gigs. Like Donald Trump she must feign a certain level of interest in future-politics in order to keep her audience interested, but nothing Sarah Palin has done from the moment she stopped being an actual honest-to-God vice presidential candidate to now suggests that she has been off honing her skills for another run at, well, anything.