Conservatives who just happen to be reading this comic, do me a favor and take off your pointy white hood. Then reach up to your face and grab your nose with one hand. Now with your free hand please locate a sharp implement, one that's capable of slicing your nose off your face.
Okay, now pay attention. This is important: If you plan on voting for a Republican senator because you know for a dead-solid fact that it will grind all social and economic progress in this country to a halt for the next two years, you're free to go. That kind of honesty, however monumentally misguided, deserves respect.
If, however, you plan on voting for a Republican for Senator because you believe that President Obama will become so frustrated with a GOP-majority Senate and House that he will immediately resign as President, apologize for causing the 2009 Recession, become infected with Ebola, renounce his Kenyan citizenship, and beg Mitt Romney to take his place in the White House, then please cut off your nose and throw the rest of yourself away.
Thank you.