Why, oh why, are you so stupid?
Everybody with a brain can appreciate that the party of the elite 1% is significantly better in terms of economic equality than the party of the elite 0.1%. Simple math yields a tenfold difference. Speaking of economic equality, why can't you stupid non-voters appreciate that the Democrats have been VIGOROUSLY speaking out for the middle and lower classes the past two years? That they've put together a compelling economic message and post-election plan of action? That some of our Democratic leaders were DEAD BROKE themselves?
Stupid non-voters.
Now, some of you non-voting mental midgets may object to my claim that the Democrats have been VIGOROUSLY speaking out for the middle and lower classes the past two years. But everybody with a brain knows that the MSM is engaged in a VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY to black out white out the Democratic message. Hell, the conspiracy machine is so pervasive and so effective that you can't even find the Democratic rallying cries on YouTube or indie video sites (except for those of Elizabeth Warren, but that's a slip-up -- the conspirators' Orwellian tools white-list the 'War' in her name, you see). Rest assured our Democrats are out there on the streets, even this instant, pumping their fists and standing firmly behind the middle and lower classes, and if you can't see them, it's because the MSM has mastered a technique known as electromagnetic blinding, the physics and neuroscience of which are too complicated to discuss right now.
Stupid non-voters.
Everybody with a brain can appreciate the unassailable logic of the PRAGMATIC path: Wipe out every single Republican with MORE corpora-Dems, and then magically -- by some alchemical transmutation -- these corpora-Dems will turn into progressive powerhouses. MORE Ds implies BETTER Ds. The converse -- BETTER Ds implies MORE Ds -- is ludicrous because, well, if nothing else, the letters of the word converse appear in the word conservative.
Stupid non-voters.
Everybody with a brain can appreciate the sway of identity politics and the fact that the Republicans are anti-choice misogynistic racists. I mean, sure, both sides may pump bullets into brown-skinned women overseas (and their unborn), but, hey, did you hear what that old white fart of a Republican said on national television about contraceptives and hip-hop clothes? Have you no empathy? Our side has empathy.
Stupid non-voters.
Now, as it turns out, you stupid non-voters have a chance to redeem yourselves in two years.
Ready for Hillary?
I thought so.
"This, by the way, is a good example of something that's been striking me about our politics for a while. When you go to other countries, the political divisions are so much more stark and wider. Here in America, the difference between Democrats and Republicans — we're fighting inside the 40-yard lines."
-- President Obama on the urgency of voting for Democrats. Feel free to borrow the quotation for your GOTV efforts.