Look we lost because we are not just like Republicans, it is so obvious.
We need to distance ourselves even further from the President. It is obvious that such policies as the ACA are despised by all Americans and we should repeal it now.
The economy is growing yet all this socialism is slowing it down. We must cut taxes further and legalize offshoring of finances until such time as we can assure Americans that repatriating their money will be tax exempt.
We must learn to properly deny science not just ignore it, everything should be belief based.
We obviously don't quote God enough and must learn that every second sentence should start "this is a Christian country" and if there is any doubt say it whilst in Church.
Godammit, the weak are weak for a reason we must realize that as we trample over them. We must learn that someone has to pay for our way of life.
Aspirin is available to all women, isn't that enough?
The term is not immigrants it's "illegal aliens" and it is skin tone based and they should all be sent home now. We must build a wall and put our legions on the front.
We will never surrender.
Prisons? What you have to ask, build more, security, security, security
They are coming to get us, SHARIA LAW!!!
Nobody should be able to get into the US without spending at least six months in quarantine, why, what, EBOLA!
Someone said boo to us, bomb them, before they bomb us!!!
Look we obviously haven't got this Republican thing correct let's go full tea party on their asses, it's a sure fire winner.
OH wait the Republicans have embraced the KKK, anyone got Stormfront's contact details?.
Guns I love them, more than life itself. Open carry should be mandatory.
PS
Learn to say "we are exceptional" without rolling your eyes.