Least interesting reboot ever.
The Rudy Giuliani guide to beating Hillary Clinton
Someone somewhere had to type that sentence, and thank goodness for Obamacare because they were probably carted off in an ambulance afterward, comatose with shame. What would make anyone think failed presidential candidate Rudy 9/11 Giuliani would have the much-sought keys to beating Hillary Clinton? Rudy Giuliani's presidential campaign mustered widespread support only among the Central Park pigeons, and only on days when he had spare bread.
“The wrong way is to be too aggressive, and be too mean, and to ever get personal,” he said Wednesday in an interview with POLITICO. “The right way to do it is on policy and on true contribution.” [...]
“As a first lady she tried one thing and failed,” he continued, referring to her drive to pass a national health reform agenda, an effort Giuliani noted provided at least some of the underpinnings of Obamacare. “As a secretary of state, she traveled the world, and I would argue every place she traveled, maybe an exception here or there that don’t mean very much, is in worse shape today than it was then.”
You can make your own responses to that, if you care, but we all can agree it's been a crying shame that George W. Bush went to all the trouble to "fix" these regions only to have a trillion dollars worth of duct tape come off. As for who Giuliani likes on the Republican side, it achieves a certain wonderful perfection in its obliviousness. It's Rudy Giuliani praising New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie as one of the great political speakers of the era.
“[Chris Christie] has some of what we were talking about with Obama—Reagan, Clinton,” he said. “I don’t know at that level, but he’s got—if you’ve ever watched him speak, he’s got a charm and a thing that draws you to him that’s terrific.”
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Never has a man yelled
sit down and shut up with such Reaganesque conviction. You can imagine the Christie-Putin summit now.
I fear 2016 is well on its way to being a very, very silly campaign year. If the feathers are flying this much, this soon, we're all screwed. Next up: failed candidate Rick Santorum on how Rick Perry is the deep thinker of the Republican Party, and five dogs that look like Reagan.