We all know that the Teapublicans in Congress will automatically oppose anything President Obama proposes, favors, or looks at. Given the tune they've been singing for the past six years, I figured it was time to spell out their theme song. The original was done by the one and only Groucho Marx:
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My tweaked version after the orange horse feather:
WHATEVER IT IS, WE’RE AGAINST IT
(Original written by Harry Ruby and Bert Kalmar, © 1932)
We don't care what he has to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, we’re against it!
Don’t care if he’s the Prez
If he commenced it
We’re against it!
His proposition may be good
But let's have one thing understood
Whatever it is, we’re against it!
And even when he’s changed it
Or condensed it
We’re against it!
We’re opposed to it
On knee-jerk reaction
We’re opposed to it!
(They’re opposed to it)
(In fact, Ted says they’re opposed to it!)
We don't care to help normal folks
We only want to help the Kochs
Whatever it is, we’re against it!
No matter what it is
If he commenced it
We’re against it!
We will not let a black man lead
Or see a Muslim name succeed
"Whatever it is, we’re against it!"
And we've kept yelling
Since he first commenced it
"We’re against it!"