Damn Liberals.
Damn Socialists
Damn Democrats
Damn RINO's
Damn Feminists
Damn LGBT
Damn People of Color
Damn Immigrants
Damn Indigenous Populations
Damn Unions
And a special damn that commie pinko fascist President Adolf Obama
Damn FEMA
Damn Climate Scientists.
Damn EPA
Damn IRS.
Damn Benghazi cover up
Damn Sharia Law
Damn Oppressors of Christians
Damn Sick People
Damn scroungers
That should just about cover it
Thank you all for ruining Thanksgiving,
Damn Your War on Christmas.