And now a few words from their sponsors ...
"We the Wealthy of the United States, in Order to form a more exclusive Tax Bracket, establish Justice for ourselves, ensure domestic Tranquility for us, provide for the common defense of our Wealth, promote the general Misery of commoners, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Peers, do ordain and establish this unofficial Constitution for the United States of Corporate-Personhood." (Nod, Nod. Wink, Wink.)
-- The
Dissemble of the
Constitution
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