Dear Terrorist Assholes -
Hi. How ya doin'?
Have you grasped the utter stupidity of your failed terrorist bullshit yet?
Charlie Hebdo ‘survivor’s issue’ to sell outside France
The “survivors’ issue” of Charlie Hebdo will also be sold outside France next week because of the massive world attention for the satirical weekly following the massacre of its top staff — a turnaround for a publication that just a week ago was on the brink of folding.
The remaining employees of the publication are putting out the special edition next Wednesday, which they say will have one million copies printed instead of the usual 60,000.
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The sudden global prominence of Charlie Hebdo, which before typically sold only half of its usual 60,000 printed copies in France, has saved it from imminent bankruptcy.
Can you say "backfire"?
It was about to declare bankruptcy.
It was about to go under.
Did you not know that you would catapult this magazine into the stratosphere of public attention?
You had to have known: that's most of the focus of 'terrorism' is to make news and draw attention to things. What sort of "intelligence-gathering' did you do?
You have breathed life into the magazine that was about to die.
Because you are so fucking stupid.
On a planet where there are a lot of losers making this life needlessly difficult, 'terrorists' are in the Top 5. Your existence is an abomination and you went out of your way to make it that way.
I hope you all get 'accommodated' like your failed compatriots, but before you kill anybody else.
Give it up.