Yesterday was made infinitely more hilarious around kosland by the diligent investigation and reportage of the now famously esteemed Mr. Jeremy Todd Addaway of Blount County, Alabama. Despite the dearth of "homosexual activities" uncovered by Mr. Addaway by light of the north central Alabama sanitizing sun, and in light of his nagging suspicions of covert tree dwelling rodent Bacchanalia in his pines, apparently Jeremy decided to stake out his brush-pile overnight to prevent any perversion of his parcel and mayhap snag the makings of a fast-breaking AM squirrel redeye gravy. The perhaps predictable results beyond yon smoking orange squirrel cage....
...as one might guess, as the Alabama sun sank beneath the horizon in the approximate direction of Tupelo, Mississippi, a chill crept into the air and, whilst no less on the qui vive for incipient Sciuridae saturnalia, thirst must yet be attended...and...well... shit happens
I think I can speak for most kossacks in commending you, Mr. Addaway for taking the steps necessary to protect the sanctity of your backyard from the horrors of "homosexual activities" - be they of the lower or higher mammalian variety. Sometimes one must destroy a brushpile in order to save it.
Please honor us with further updates of the situation in Blount County sir.
We'll keep the popcorn handy.