Lets have some fun helping Florida in their "public relations" problem in talking about that-which-shall-never-be-named (climate change).
We can call it the Venice solution in city planning, where cars become motorized boats and streets become canals. Bottom floors are sealed and weatherized, developing underwater views. The goal is increasing ocean front property through out Florida. Alligator habit will also be increased. New development opportunities will come from rice paddies. Cargill will develop a new GMO rice designed for Atlantic water conditions. Disneyland will become Disney Underwater World. Miami Dolphins will have a new deeper meaning. There are serious plans to rebrand Miami as Atlantis. Instead of running marathons, there will now be water walking ski marathons. Parks will now feature water lilies instead of trees. When the current governor becomes president, the insurance rates are sure to be continue to be subsidized by the Federal government. Florida will have found the ultimate solution to the homeless problem resulting in the all of Florida becoming the "nice" neighborhood. So all of this rising water is just part of the Venice city development plan. With the convenience of fishing off of the back deck, Florida is sure to stay the retirement mecca that it has been. Purchase your plot of water for retirement now!