Welcome to my insanity. Just love being woken up in the middle of the night by a nice sharp jab of pain in my spine. Alright show of hands of all of you who have had the same thing happen. Wow that many. Must be something in the medicine or maybe the water. Or maybe just maybe it might be that my pain meds don't work as long as they are supposed to. Could that be it ? According to my doctor, wait that's notactually true since I have never ever seen him and after five odd years I am wondering if maybe he is like that guy from the Wizard Of OZ. You know just someone behind a curtain that is using technology to pretend to be someone else. Pay not attention to the man in the office at pain management. Is he even a doctor ? I don't know. I know he writes the scripts but he sure isn't my doctor since my doctor happens to be African American. Has a very handsome picture on the wall below his Degrees. Looks like a nice dude. But the guy in the office happens to be white yet he signs the scripts with my doctors name. Hmm something fishy about that.
Maybe I am onto something. Maybe the dragon lady ( That is what I call his wife who runs the clinic where I am seen and is a PA there as well.) Has killed him and buried his body under their house. Maybe he died of natural causes one day at home and she hid his body so she can continue to run the clinic as she sees fit. So who is this mystery man who writes scripts and signs the doctor's name ? Does he have a medical degree ? Just what are his qualifications ? Is this even legal ? Maybe I can write a mystery about this. I can call it "Curse of the Dragon Lady". Dragon lady fits so well. If you have followed my past writing you will know just how nasty this lady can be. I am very thankful I am not her husband. Heck if I was I might commit suicide. Ooh maybe that is what happened. So many juicy possibilities.
I wonder just how I can find out who this mystery man is. I can't afford to hire a private detective. Heck I can't even afford to buy a trench coat and cool hat. I might be able to swing a couple of bucks for a set of those trick handcuffs that open without a key. I used to have a set of those when I was kid. So any ideas on how to find out who he is ? I am betting they will not answer that question if I asked again. They ignored it the last time I asked.
I have been wondering how to torment the Dragon Lady. I know my next appointment is with her. Wish it wasn't but maybe by then I will have an appointment with a new PM clinic. I am waiting to hear back from the one I want to switch to. Fingers crossed and prayers offered for a good turn out on that. I am thinking of having her find me sitting in the chair slumped over 'passed out'. Maybe I could fake a heart attack ? But if I did that I would have to find a way to go get my car back from their office after I got out of the hospital. That would be a real doozy of a cab bill to haul my butt the 24.8 miles from my house to their office. Any ideas on how to yank her chain ? Let me know .
Well now you can see how odd my brain is when I am woken up in pain. It's kind of fun to watch. Some good ideas have sprouted in my pain induced writing. Some not so good ideas have sprouted. Ether way it is fun to see what happens with our brains in the early morning.