I think we can probably agree that ex-Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-LarryMoeCurly) reached 'peak crazy' years ago...but Crazy Shelly isn't resting on her laurels.
Her latest entry in the Republicans Who Should Be Institutionalized stakes comes from her Facebook page.
According to the woman who wanted Congress investigated for treason or inadequately large flagpins or--who the hell knows?--President Obama is just like...hahaha; you were going to guess 'Hitler', right? Nah. Been there, done that.
No, now the Islamo-Fascist Kenyan Tyrant is just like Andreas Lubitz, the German pilot who, it is thought, intentionally flew the passenger jet he was co-piloting into a mountain side.
Man, nothing gets past Batshit Bachmann. According to her Facebook post:
“With his Iran deal, Barack Obama is for the 300 million souls of the United States what Andreas Lubitz was for the 150 souls on the German Wings flight – a deranged pilot flying his entire nation into the rocks,” Bachmann wrote. “After the fact, among the smoldering remains of American cities, the shocked survivors will ask, why did he do it?”
Hell...I'm asking
already: why
did he do it. Oh...
that's right...he
didn't. Whew,
that was close.
So, I hear you saying, what about the 'smoldering remains of American cities', smart guy? Those didn't happen on their own. Search me. I'm gonna go with aliens.
Unfortunately (cue sad trombone), the commies, libruls and radicals of Facebook were unappreciative of Bachmann's crystal-ball gazing.
'Insane', 'despicable', 'idiot', 'moron' and many other synonyms for 'lunatic' and 'imbecile' were pretty much the consensus (with a sprinkling of the usual misspelled, fractured syntax squawkings of Bachmann's Teahadist-base).
Will the other two Stooges, Screwy Louis and Cantaloupe Steve, come out in support of Shelly's thesis? Time will tell.