America is on the skids.
We have the best Congress money can buy. Corporate America runs the joint. We don’t make anything. Our dissolute governments deliver only crumbs to Americans. Banksters don't get crumbs. One percent of America owns 53% of our wealth. We have NO universal health care and pay more for drugs than anyone in the world. Our rusted American infrastructure is too broken to fix. Our food is spongy, clotted. American crowds look like water buffalo. Depleted American water supplies are chemical sumps. Our roads are dangerous embarrassments built in the thirties and fifties. Our housing is second-world dilapidated. We have no trains and an air transport system so ghastly nobody wants to fly. Our hospitals are filthy. American power grids are held together with paper clips. Our public schools are a waste of time—and most Americans don’t know why water boils.
American exceptionalism is an exceptional delusion. Ninety percent of Americans watch televised human cartoons more than four hours each day. American culture looks like halftime at a Bama football game.
The most important American holiday? The Super Bowl.
What should we do? Well, we could stage our 288th military incursion since 1946.