America has no universal health care, but does have a bloated war-mongering Pentagon always up to no good. Our infrastructure is not simply rusted and potholed, it’s too broken to fix. We have the best Congress money can buy. Our schools are dilapidated and hopeless. One percent of our population controls 53% of American wealth. American housing is crude, dismal, and dilapidated. Americans eat rubbery food. Most of our population is obese. Our water supplies are diseased chemical soups. Our governments do not function. Ninety percent of Americans sit in front of their TeeWees at least six hours every day. America is no longer a first-world country. Instead, we’re on a level with Poland, Portugal, and Rumania. Everything in this paragraph is not an opinion, but demonstrably accurate, true, and shameful.
And, yet, America squabbles in butchered monosyllabic ripostes over perceived slights.
We’re done. Kaput.