Poor Old Bobby Jindal cant catch a break.
It is almost sad to watch Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, struggling at 0 percent in presidential polls, embrace the “dumbed-down conservatism” and “stupid party” mantras that he once vociferously denounced. Jindal, who today made his presidential bid official today, has by now emerged as a “stupid party” standard-bearer:
Embraces the teachings of Creationism
His knowledge of furrin countries is zero, sharia law no go areas y'all.
Hates teh gay.
Says no to them there gubbmint taxes n stuff
The gubbmint are takin hour educashun away.
Yet, even as he has embraced the terminally stoopid
In the telephone survey, zero percent of Republican primary voters named Jindal as their top pick to be the nominee, compared with fellow candidate and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, who earned 22 percent, according to The New York Times.
Shit, what is the world coming to when a right wing politician totally embraces every half assed republican thought that they cannot get at least a few votes.
Perhaps, it is because the whole primary is just jam-packed with morons who know no shame.
But, that is not going to stop him because he is running for Preznit of a gubbmint he don't like one little bit, so vote for him!
Hint Bobby, when you are in a room full of clowns the best way to stand out is to take the make-up off.