Some criminals are just so dumb, and weird, that it's literally painful to observe what they've done, and what it is they think is a really great idea.
Take this guy for example. His really great idea was to go out and kill some Ferguson Police Officers then glue a gun to a Black Man's Hand so that that guy would get shot and the result would spark some kind of Helter Skelter-ish race-war nightmare. Kinda like Dylann Roof in reverse, sorta.
Yes,
really.
Missouri man was charged in a bizarre plot to provoke police violence against black Ferguson protesters.
David Michael Hagler intended to kill police and then glue a gun to a black man’s hand in an attempt to get him shot and set off additional violence in the city where protests have continued for nearly a year since the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teen by a white cop, reported the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Federal prosecutors say the 53-year-old Hagler made racist statements as he discussed his plans with two confidential informants, which led to a March raid of his St. Louis home that investigators say turned up more than 20 guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition.
Heysus Jimini Chistmas White People! What is it in your culture, that's makes you generate crazy middle-aged gun hoarder sociopaths like this dude? Don't your old dad's have
kids so they can learn a little humanity and humility?
Doesn't this guy know that it's only Muslims who go off on insane little killing sprees against cops and the military? That is if you don't count Jared and Amanda Miller, two rejects from the Cliven Bundy compound who decided to go out and start a "Revolution" by shooting two Las Vegas Cops before being cornered and killed in a Walmart.
Or Dennis Marx of Atlanta, GA, a self proclaimed "Sovereign Citizen" who attacked a courthouse wearing a bulletproof vest and a gas mask using smoke grenades, and pepper spray grenades in his attack on police, ultimately wounding one in the leg before he was killed.
Or "Sovereign Citizens" David Allen Brutsche and Devon Campbell Newman who were arrested before they could implement their really great plan to snatch up police officers, put them on "trial" and execute them.
Or "Sovereign Citizen" Jeffry Allen Wright who police were attempting to arresting on counterfeiting charges when he fired an automatic weapon at them and barricaded himself in his home. He was ultimately killed when he pulled a pistol on SWAT Officers who had arrived on the scene.
Or John Huggins of Utah who was arrested and charged for his really great idea of blowing up a police station in order to foster a "widespread, national uprising against the police". Yeah, sure, ok dude, that's gonna happen any second now.
Any second.
It's not like there's a detectable pattern here or nothin', right?
[Note these cases are all from just the past year or two, so I'm not even getting to Byron Williams shooting at Oakland Cops, or David Adkisson, or James Van Brunn, or Robert Eric Rudolph or Timothy McVeigh]
You'd think by now that police would have developed hair-trigger terror and paranoia whenever they see a 45-65 year old White Guy with a bad attitude and sour expression on their face, not to mention the mountainous obsessive gun stockpile their pushing in a shopping cart [not making that up, the Miller's did that] all while they're flying the Gadsen Flag, but of course.
Maybe they just plain forgot about people fitting into "profiles" when those people are all White, because otherwise we'd being hearing all about "White on Cop Crime", wouldn't we?