For those of you that are gullible, and strong stomached enough to have read some of my previous diaries already know, I am by nature a lifelong political junkie, comedian and satirist, it's just my mojo. For some reason today, I was transported away to channel my inner "Weird Al", and to come up with a current political parody of the Little River Band classic "Cool Change". If you're unfamiliar with it, I suggest you play it on YouTube first to give the lyrics a mental flow. So follow me below the squiggly orange Kos treble clef for the resulting carnage, and advance apologies to The Little River Band.
Time for a Trump Claim (A Republican love song)
If there's one thing in my life that's missing
Its a sliver of a brain
Living in the land of the Fox nation
There's so many stupid people
Feeling the same dull pain
And I'd never want any real information
It's time for, a Trump claim
I know that it's time, for a Truuuump claim
And now that my life
Is so damn deranged
I know that it's time, for a Truuuuuump claim
Well I was born in the GOP clan
And it's there that I made my friends
The morons and the fools, they are my brothers
It's kind of a special club here
With a room temperature IQ
Hating everybody, as "The OOOoooootherssss"
It's time for, a Trump claim
I know that it's time, for a Truuuuuuump claimmmm
And now that my life
Is so damned deranged
I know that it's time, for a Truuuuuuuuuump claim
I've never been the smart one
And screw it, I don't care
I know it may sound brain dead
But make them go back theeeeeEEEEEere
He'll make 'em goooooooooooo back there
( sax interlude)
If there's one thing in my life that's missing
It's an inkling of common sense
And this new guy, well he sure just ain't no Ronald
But he's the only thing we got now
So there's nothing else we can do
Gotta swear allegiance, to the Donnnnnnnnnnnnnald
It's time for, a Trump claim
I know that it's time for, a Truuuuuuump claaaaaaim
And now that my life
Is so damn deranged
I know that it's time, for a Truuuuuuuump claaaaaaaaaaim
(repeat ad nauseum)
Copyright Joseph Murphy 2015
11:59 AM PT: No changes, I just updated the title to clarify a little better the actual contents of the diary. Move along now, nothing to see here, about your business.