The GOP Heavy Metal Meltdown 2016 has hit the stage and I’m pretty sure Ted Nugent will write a song about it when he gets back from safari.
Ben Carson got 250,000 new followers on social media, which means either a lot of people like you or a lot of people want to follow you because the stupid things you say are kind of entertaining.
A Bernie Sanders’ tweet was retweeted more than 30,000 times on the Tweetie and a lot of pollsters say the Donald Trumped ‘em all, according to the Donald. The Donald, quite appropriately in his mind, is pissed at the treatment he got from the friendly hosts at Fox News. After all, the Donald is the star of Fox’s newest, bestest reality show – “GOP Debate 2016.”
The Donald’s toupee was miffed that Megryn Kelly had the gall to call him out on referring to Rosie O’Donnell as a “fat pig.” And the wind-tossed hairpiece was irate at Kelly for pointing out, “You once told a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees.” The Donald, the intellectual mega mind that he is, responded on the Tweetie by calling Kelly a “bimbo.”
Sanders, the progressive punch in the throat to Tea Partiers, said on the Tweetie, “It’s over. Not one word about economic inequality, climate change, Citizens United or student debt. That’s why the Rs are so out of touch.”
Sanders is upset about the things they didn’t talk about, but hey, Ted Cruz also didn’t cook bacon on his machine gun one strip at a time. They didn’t talk about Scott Walker being the target of a criminal investigation either. Nor did they talk about Walker’s elimination of hundreds of millions of dollars from K-12 public education and the University of Wisconsin and then coming up with $480 million in taxpayer funding for a new basketball arena for the Milwaukee Bucks, which is owned in part by Walker's campaign finance chair.
But there was plenty they did talk about and will talk about. They’re all on the warpath to defund Planned Parenthood, or actually Title X, because in the GOP Heavy Metal Meltdown 2016, Planned Parenthood is all about abortion and nothing but abortion. They’re all on board with the “keep yer damn legs shut and you won’t not never get pregnant” mentality. Never mind that tiny little fact that Planned Parenthood’s actions to make contraceptives more available have brought the number of abortions to historic lows.
And let’s not forget that Chris Christie thinks teachers deserve a punch in the face, because in the GOP Heavy Metal Meltdown 2016, teachers are our arch enemy and Republicans will destroy them at all cost.
Conservatives have to remember that when they’re talking to us libtards that when you say stuff like President Obama hates the Constitution and Carson is brilliant, we just chalk it up to conservative delusionalism. I pretty much thought the Republicans lost the White House when Indiana came out with the whole religious freedom to discriminate against gays thing.
"Great Scott! I'm back in 1955 again!"
I didn't think the right could sink any lower but then y’all gathered round the Confederate flag, said a homophobic prayer and released the Trump. My Hispanic neighbors are foaming at the mouth because of this guy.
The right has managed to piss off everybody but old white men and quite a few of us are pissed. The right has gone so far into lunacy land that the Republican Party is going to experience a total meltdown in the 2016 election in virtually every race across this country.
Essentially, this country is going to say to the Republican Party, “You're fired!”
In the meantime, we'll watch how many you can fit in the clown car and wait for Trump to name his toupee as his running mate.
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