You all can't be like Trump.
Flew in late last week from my European vacation to see that Donald Trump was still riding high ... nay,
riding higher than when I left. Good for the chump, I guess. We really do have a GOP base that won't tolerate dog whistles anymore, so the rest of the Republican field has to painfully adapt. Like
Chris Christie:
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) on Saturday offered up a creative solution to the problem of illegal immigration: track immigrants the same way FedEx tracks packages.
FedEx tracks packages with barcodes. So is Christie apparently wants immigrants tatooed with barcodes so they can be better tracked. Even for Republicans, isn't it a bit weird to draw inspiration from Hitler? New slogan: Donald Trump isn't like Hitler
enough!
Scott Walker can't keep up either:
Walker said in an interview that aired Sunday that building a wall along the country's northern border with Canada is a legitimate issue that merits further review.
Silly man, doesn't Walker know that Canada is mostly white people, and Republicans don't care about white people?
Of course this comes in the heels of Jeb! trying to be like Trump, and Mike Huckabee trying to be like Trump, and Ted Cruz trying to be like Trump.
So much fun! And now with Labor Day weekend around the corner, and the real primary about to start, this will only get more fun. And crazier. But with the GOP primary, crazy is fun.