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What is wrong with you people??? You have to be kidding me with all of your tut-tutting over the Liberty Council sticking its hand up some righteous woman's butt and waiving her around like a puppet. You rubes! GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE SAND. There is much bigger trouble heading our way this September. The world is literally COMING TO AN END!!! Did that snap you out of your stupor?
Pat Robertson: One more question.
Terry Meeuwsen: Mike says "I keep hearing about a bunch of stuff that is supposed to happen on September 23rd. How much of this should I believe, and where do you think we are in regards to prophesy?" You've got 30 seconds.
Robertson: I think, you know, the clock is ticking down to 11:59. I think that things are getting ready to wrap up. We've got Jonathan Cahn who talks about Shemitah—he's coming in a few days and maybe he can clarify some of of the things he's been writing. But I do think the earth is hurtling towards some final conclusion, we all feel that.
Everyone PANIC!!! It's one thing when someone as sage as Pat Robertson tells us he
thinks we are about to see the freak show that Revelations promises to be. It is quite another thing when a well-balanced scholar the likes of Jonathan Cahn tells us he
knows it's going down
THIS SEPTEMBER! He
knows a seven-headed dragon with ten horns is
slouching towards us, blinging with 7 crowns and pelting the Earth with a third of the stars of Heaven, on its way to eat a baby right in front of its horrified mother. Cahn wants you to be TERRIFIED!!! As well you should be, for your own peace of mind. This man has the
full confidence of Glenn Beck. That's right, you moron, GLENN BECK!!!
It's not just Pat Robertson, Jonathan Cahn, and Glenn Beck attempting to slap you into reality. Oh no. Ever hear of another prominent and respected authority on everything God, John Hagee? Hmmmm? Oh yeah! Now I've drawn my big gun. Pastor Hagee has been jumping up and down and just making a spectacle of himself since 2013, all to get you to see this as serious and in need of your donations. He even wrote a book! A BOOK!!! Do you think this man would actually take the time to write an actual book if he wasn't worried about your welfare? DO YOU???
Just go type the words blood moon in your browser and see if this isn't all true, you idiot!!! We will have a blood moon on September 23rd. A BLOOD MOON!!! Do you even know what that is? You're an idiot. This is all over the internet right now. Now do I have you convinced? Sheesh. On second thought just forget about looking it up. You people on this site are incapable of understanding FACTS!!!
You may think I'm overreacting. I'M NOT!!! I may be terrified, but I AM NOT OVERREACTING!!!
If my concerned attempt to snap you out of your idiot complacency is wrong, I will write a full retraction by October 1st. But if I'm proven right I am so going to totally gloat on your asses you won't know what hit—oh, wait.
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