It seems like just yesterday that the GOP had the clowns and the assholes and the lunatic candidates and we felt so proud that our candidates were the adults in the room. Ah, the good old days. But alas, that was before tech-gate. Now all stupid is breaking loose, cause god forbid we keep our cool and handle something with competence and gracefulness. Why coast to a victory in 2016 no matter who wins the primary when we can fuck it up over nothing? It’s not like there’s anything important at stake this election.
Jesus Christ. No wonder people throw up their hands in disgust over politicians.
Fuck this shit. I’m going to see Star Wars.