The Stunning White Marble Bust Unveiled Only This Thursday of Former Vice President and War Criminal Dick Cheney at the US Capitol…
Was defaced by vandals who bypassed the alarms and worked through the night to cut a hole in the chest of the marble bust to insert a black and white marble pig’s heart into the chest. The black pig’s heart with what appears to be white fat deposits of a diseased heart was said by many that viewed the vandalized bust this morning to add character to the bust, that was missing in the stark white bust unveiled only yesterday to critical reviews that it lacked the characteristic smug smirk often seen on the former Vice President.
At this time officials are debating whether to leave the defaced bust alone or have the damage repaired. This discussion appears to be evenly bipartisan in whether it should stay as is or be repaired.
The Capitol Police were at a complete loss how the vandals managed to gain access to the Emancipation Hall of the US Capitol and work through the night undetected. The security system is new and state of the art, and the work went on through the night, without being detected by regular patrols of the building.
The Chief of the Capitol Police Kim Dine issued a statement saying, “While we are looking into the security lapse allowing the break in and vandalism, there appears to be no harm, no foul. I certainly think it ads a nice touch to the otherwise bland white marble bust.”
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid were seen laughing together and saying, “What do you know… The Heartless Dick, has a heart after all.”
The sculptor, William Behrends said, “I like it… I struggled greatly with this bust and the work of the vandals was tastefully done...”
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