In our astonishment at how malevolent Donald Trump is, it sometimes feels like we've been neglecting just how amazingly stupid he is as well.
C'mon now, you have to give props for thickheadedness like that. Donald Trump just knows Barack Obama said a thing; it is therefore incumbent upon Donald Trump, American hero, to be aginst'it. Somehow. In some inexplicable but clearly butthurt-related way.
For the record, Donald Trump has personally met Muslim-American "sports heroes." He has just forgotten, perhaps because the man with the "world's greatest memory" is an idiot.
There ya go, sport. There ya go.