How desperate is Rick Santorum to keep his presidential run going, no matter how many times America tries to tell him we're just not into him? This desperate.
"Google Rick Santorum," the former Pennsylvania senator told viewers of the Fox Business Network's undercard debate.
For the record, it is very important that you Google Rick Santorum, not just Santorum, because Santorum by itself continues to point to the sex-related definition popularized by Dan Savage in retaliation for Rick's incessant demonizing of The Gays. It is unknown how many potential Rick Santorum fans will omit the Rick and instead be exposed to the truer definition of Santorum, but given Rick's current momentum we'll guess maybe five, six tops.
Which is a shame, because more Americans really should get to know Rick Santorum and his "values." Here, for example, is his extended debate soliloquy on what we should be doing with Iowa's "minority kids."
And let me just make one point. I was in Storm Lake, Iowa, the other day, near a Tyson's plant, 91 percent of the kids that go to the elementary school there are minority kids. And they said, well, what are you going to do with all of these people, their families, they've lived here for a long time?
You'll have to forgive Santorum for the slip-up, confusing "minority" kids with "undocumented immigrant" kids. Not a Republican alive can recognize the difference.
I said, I'm going to give them a gift. I'm going to give them a gift of being able to help the country they were born in.
And I'm going to export America, the education they were able to see. They learned English language. They learned about capitalism. They learned about democracy. You want to stop flow of immigrants?
Let's send six million Mexicans, Hondurans, Guatemalans, El Savadorians back into their country, so they can start a renaissance in their country so they won't be coming over here anymore.
Ah, the white man’s frothy burden. Yes, everyone should Google Santorum. Just be aware that much of what you find will be rather nauseating and upsetting. Oh, and there’s also some sex stuff.