As though historical revisionism couldn’t take any further beating, the Bundystani bantustan now contradicts the entire arc of US history by bulldozing native peoples’ archeological sites at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge. Considering the description of a convicted murderer now among the armed insurgents that 75% of the occupants carry firearms, the standoff continues on day 20.
Fortunately, FBI negotiations with the Bundystani continues...
As Ammon Bundy has opined about kindling and “rubber peckers”, one can only note that they have not yet destroyed the 55 gallon barrel of personal lubricant sent to them.
Fluffy Unicorn’s own conversion to sectarian bliss may signal a further descent into a seige of greater firepower and more magical under-raiment
Bundy was accompanied by his personal bodyguard Brian “Booda” Cavalier, who was recently arrested for an as-of-yet unknown criminal warrant in Arizona. He left the occupation at the refuge after it was discovered he was lying about being a Marine and a combat veteran. All must have been forgiven because he’s back with his man Ammon Bundy. Cavalier also has numerous theft and DUI convictions, including one case of "extreme DUI." Cavalier befriended the Bundy family during the Bundy Ranch standoff and has been loyally by their side ever since. A source tells me he converted to Mormonism to show his dedication.