Washington Post Political humorist Alexandria Petri offers a hilarious take on New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie’s “behind The Donald” facial expressions at Mar-a-Lago club in Florida on March 1, 2016. Petri starts off with:
I believe that Donald Trump was talking, tonight, and that he, in fact, held an entire press conference. But it was impossible to hear him over Chris Christie’s eyes.
Chris Christie spent the entire speech screaming wordlessly. I have never seen someone scream so loudly without using his mouth before. It would have been remarkable if it had not been so terrifying.
Petri goes on imagining Christie saying, “When are they coming to airlift me out? This is his life now, she says. It’s too she says.
Chris Christie has seen things. Things you wouldn’t believe. Things that would make your hair fall out and turn grey all at once. But he cannot speak of them. He can only stand there. Chris Christie is the bearer of a hideous knowledge that hangs on him like a horrible weight. But he has no way to say it.
In summation, Alexandria Petri adds
Chris Christie has made a yuge mistake.
To read the whole hilarious piece, click HERE. Alexandria Petrie is also the author of A Field Guide to Awkward Silences.